I think he got fed up with the job, and the reindeer moaning about long hours, and the elf women wanting equal pay, and the deterioration in the quality of hot chocolate and the over-cooked mince pies on the round, and he blew a hole in that chimney, stole a car, escaped, and is now living it up in the Bahamas!
It looks like Santa busted out?… or maybe his desiccated carcass was finally liberated? Dried up Santa might make for a unique seasonal lawn decoration? G
After he stopped delivering gifts to children, a search determined where he last left gifts and from there it was an easy find, especially with his large carcass smelling like a dead mythological figure. But alas, he was replaced quickly so that small children everywhere would not be crushed at not receiving things they didn’t deserve or really need.
These are dark days Mike, dark days..LOL. I can understand Santa, he wasn’t in too good of shape but why, why have reindeer expired in this scenario. I object 😀 x
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Good thing he broke out. His spirit lives on. 😉
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I guess I could have included an adults only warning 😉
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Wicked sense of humor… terrific. 🙂
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Your comment I am very comfortable with. Thanks.
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🙂
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Oh dear, Santa’s dead, whatever shall we do? Well, I suppose we’ll have to bury him then. All in good time–eh Sport?
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Well, as you can see his body was retrieved. I suspect he has been replaced by another jolly fat man.
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That’s rough…..wonderful find….
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Life is hard for all of us…..Santa included.
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Oh my gosh that is funny Mike! Thanks for the chuckle! Poor Santa and the Reindeer! Happy Sunday hugz, Lisa and Bear
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Well the title just kind of popped into my head. Poor Santa, and he had no kiss with mommy…ever again.
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Maybe Santa and the deer got sick of winter and just took off for Bimini.
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HA! That hadn’t occurred to me. Who can blame him. Long live Santa.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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😉
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I suppose you’ll have it for the fairies next . How mean and vindictive. I will show this to the grandchildren……they know where you live….
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No, not for kids….an adult only post, and I am remiss for not saying so. How many kids lives have I ruined. The horror…..the horror.
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Shame on you Mike
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I think he got fed up with the job, and the reindeer moaning about long hours, and the elf women wanting equal pay, and the deterioration in the quality of hot chocolate and the over-cooked mince pies on the round, and he blew a hole in that chimney, stole a car, escaped, and is now living it up in the Bahamas!
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So you think that Santa went postal, gravitated to violence, and became a criminal.
I like that!
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It looks like Santa busted out?… or maybe his desiccated carcass was finally liberated? Dried up Santa might make for a unique seasonal lawn decoration? G
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After he stopped delivering gifts to children, a search determined where he last left gifts and from there it was an easy find, especially with his large carcass smelling like a dead mythological figure. But alas, he was replaced quickly so that small children everywhere would not be crushed at not receiving things they didn’t deserve or really need.
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I guess he just put on a couple of pounds too many and … boom, crash. Sad, oh so sad.
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He also had some health issues going in….diabetes, severe arthritis, gout, erectile dysfunction, etc, etc.
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These are dark days Mike, dark days..LOL. I can understand Santa, he wasn’t in too good of shape but why, why have reindeer expired in this scenario. I object 😀 x
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Yes, I could have been wrong about the reindeer. I might have this story confused with another one in which a mad cow died. Probably from stress.
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