© 2013 Michael Fiveson
This is my good friend Bob, who I have known for almost 40 years. He owns a cattle ranch in Wyoming and is hard working and honest. Although he continues to insist that all is well, my concern is that he appears a bit jaundiced to me and when I ask him about it, he just shrugs it off. What do you think? Does Bob appear well to you?
Mike's Look at Life 
Thanks for my morning belly laugh.
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Nice!
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Honestly? I think he needs some facial cream. And get ready to catch that eye 😉
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HA! Catch that eye 😉
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Needs a drink maybe? How about a burger?
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He appears hungry? A burger might help his skin color?
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I don’t know…I live in the deep, deep South…looks about right to me!
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Kim, that is funny as hell! You win…..nothing!
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🙂
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😉
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Hmmm..I win…NOTHING. Heard that one before.
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Actually you win my respect for a very funny comment. Now my respect won’t get you much, but you need a fella to haul some wood for you, I might just be that guy.
yessem.
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Dang…could have used that help in 2004. I was living in a hundred year old cabin (12×8) in Mass., and hauled almost 4 cords that Winter. My arms looked like a man’s lol.
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Damn, you some kind of superwoman. Ted Kazinski also lived in a tiny cabin.
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It was a pretty cool experience..especially when the wood stove wasn’t stoked enough, and I woke at 4am in an ice box. It really was pretty awesome though, I learned a lot.
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I went to boot camp a long time ago. That was enough for me, but I get how learning that kind of self sufficiency would be a good thing.
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Oh, and respect is an awesome prize.
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Lol! Maybe a face transplant would do the trick??
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But I can’t say that to my good friend Bob!
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Totally gross! Galloping Gingivitis, jaded through jaundice and a severe case of ocular (orbital) collapse… And you think the guy’s OK? Have some more apricot brandy…
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Yes, pass that jug….
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He looks better than my last date 😉
Great pic!
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HA! I don’t quite believe that Alex. But it is funny!
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Hey Mike, someone asked me does he have a sister?… Desperate moments I’d say! 🙂
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His sister moved away at an early age, and left screaming. It hurt his feelings.
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He might be eating too many carrots 🙂
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Really? I will let him know. Come to think of it, his teeth are a bit orange too. Hmmm.
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Give him a massage
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That will not happen. Nor will he be giving me one.
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🙂
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😉
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He looks fine to me. 🙂
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Which is why you don’t have your picture up!!
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Now, that’s funnyashell. You win this one, Mike.
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Whoa Bob Whoa…..
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Be afraid. He is just up outside of Cheyenne.
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Well, he looks as if he could be one of those Ghost Riders in the sky.
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He does ride horses, and when he does all the birds scatter. What’s up with that?
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He needs the dentist first, then once he smells a bit sweeter, I might approach a bit closer. But by then the cirrhosis would have killed him! LOL!
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I have always been reluctant to discuss his dentistry needs. He is the self sufficient sort. Does his own dentistry, and poorly. He does not date much either.
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He looks better than eye.
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Funny guy, Barry.
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Well, she looks hideous! : ]
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😉
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He looks fine to me! And I love his hat!
HUGS from your zombie friend!!! 😉
PS…GREAT post!!! 😀
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Oh you are just so nice! Thanks, eh 😉
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I wondered where he moved too!
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Are you suggesting that he has a face that is hard to forget?
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Absolutely!
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!!!!!!!!!!!! Had difficulty LIKING that!
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I can’t imagine why Lilly 😉
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I should not have opened this at 2:45 am!! Scared the hell out of me!
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And you should not be awake at 2:45 am either. Sorry. I’ll make it up to you, I promise.
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I never sleep. Insomnia has been my best friend for years
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That’s a tough one. I have dealt with insomnia for 20+ years but it has gotten better in recent years. Still, there are nights (last night was one) where I reach over and grab half an ambien because I know it’s that kind of night, after 40 minutes laying awake.
Sorry to hear that Kerri.
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Yes, I average four hours a night. Sometimes it’s as little as one or two hours
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HeHe…maybe his diet is to blame. Too much liquids?
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That would mean he pees a lot. As a rancher he would get to do that in the open.
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Well, it’s kind of hard to tell, but maybe he does look “slightly” under the weather! 🙂
Lauren
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You may be right, Lauren 😉
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Another thought, maybe he drinks too much citrus! 🙂
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I will ask him next time I see him, in a month or so.
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🙂
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Damnit, I wish I had something clever to say but all the previous bloggers have pretty much got it covered. At least my teeth (or lack thereof) look better than his! I’ll just bet you’ve had fun with this today 🙂
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I had fun with it yesterday, and still some today. You are too funny Laurie. At a point in time, and soon, you will be healed and possess a radiant smile. I have tiny teeth, the result of a lifetime of grinding them together. As such, no teeth flashed with my smile.
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I think Bob should stay out of the sun and away from small children…He is a bit thin skinned if ya know what I mean. Lol.
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Poor Bob. Not a handsome man and now dealing with a possible liver issue. But a nicer man you’ll never meet.
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Oh that’s not good:( I hope he will be okay soon!
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How long has he owned that ranch?!?
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Too long judging from how it has impacted his appearance.
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His hat could use a dust-off.
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He is a rancher after all. Cowboy tough.
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Nah — it’s just the tungsten lighting playing tricks. Proper white balance and he’d be fine.
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No shit, Mitch!
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