On a chilly day in early November I walked without concern until I heard what sounded like something flying past me at a very quick speed. So quick, I could not see it, although I could feel a presence and there was an awful smell, like something that died long ago, but refused to give up its stink. Again and again it swooshed past me and my steps became more urgent as I became genuinely afraid. I passed someone’s trash and grabbed an old 2×4, just in case I might need it. That would be fine, if it was a human I was sensing, but this was something else, I was certain. Then I heard it and could not believe what it said
“I want to suck your blood”…I looked up and…and… oh my God……there it was!!
P.S I can no longer see my reflection in the mirror, which turns out to be a blessing. My wife really likes my stamina, but my dog only growls at me. But the best part is that there is a vampire convention next year in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, and flying there will be much cheaper this time. Quicker too.
LOL Mike that was great!
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‘I want to suck your blood’
Thanks.
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😀 Only if I can suck yours
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HA! Deal!!
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*bares throat* hehehehe
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🙂
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The Boyfriend noted that “us guys have spigots!”
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He has a very good point, so to speak.
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*giggles* Yep, very true.
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I’ve never seen a vampire that looks like Elvis before. Amazing. Travel should also be a lot easier for you now. Whatever you do – don’t bite the mother-in-law! Last thing I would want is a mother-in-law that lives forever. LOL.
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Hahaha, Boy do I hear that! They don’t taste so good either.
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LOL
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perfect!
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We look forward to your now nightly posts!!
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I think my laptop will still work in my dark daytime chamber.
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OMG, the initial horror and fright! 😉 I do hope you’ll brush your teeth after each ‘feeding’? 😛
Funny post, hehehe.
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My grooming remains intact. LOTS of deodorant as well.
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Some folks will do anything for a vacation to Mexico!
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You got that right.
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So very clever Mike! Robyn
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Well that is nice to hear, thank you.
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That really is quite bizarre and probably startling when you first saw it.
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I thought it was really cool and quite surprising.
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I hope this ‘change of life’ does not cause you to grow a unibrow.
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Had one before this happened.
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I’m sorry.
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Connects all the way to my ears which have so much hair on them I do a comb over and tie it together in a bun on the top of my head. Makes me look like Spock because it pulls my ears up.
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Hmmm…TMI
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At least you now know what I look like.
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I still think it’s funny.
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The post or my description of how I look?
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pondering….
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I knew my abundance of garlic this year had a specific purpose…
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You I would nibble for awhile.
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Hahahaha!
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su amigo esta loco, si?
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LOL! Glad I decided to look back a bit. At least I’m forewarned now. 😉
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You and I would shoot some pictures in the bogs and maybe have a drink or two. You are safe with me.
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