I WON!!
The WTF award has been generously given to me by Bob at Bobbing for Meaning.
The rules state that I must reveal 5 things about myself I would prefer nobody know, as well as nominate 5 fellow bloggers.
Well, this is embarrassing but here goes:
1) Some consider me to be insane or at least to have a serious personality disorder.
2) When I was a child I helped launch little farty toads into space.
3) I had sex when I was 15. She had red hair.
4) I made my last (and I mean LAST) supervisor cry. She fired me.
5) I don’t want to live forever.
Whew! Do I have any friends left?
My blogging nominees are:
1) John at Just another Trick
2) Dick at Thinking with Both Heads
3) Lila at Please Bitch Slap Me
4) Mona at Just Yo Ho
And lastly a special shout out to:
5) Clithia at My Own Pretty Name
Hahaha thats a funny award. I hadn’t heard of this one before.
I am so honored to receive it.
that is THE award for you my friend, and I think I knew almost all your top 5
Yes, its almost like I created it myself. You were a likely candidate as well
yes, because even if I dont get the award WTF! is surely the reaction I get from many of my readers
But not from me. I Like all your posts and if you were not with some degree of anger and angst, I would doubt you as one who is feeling this life.
Ha! Yes, I believe we certainly share that my friend. The big site launch is tomorrow. I would be lying if I said I was not nervous. Cheers for being such a huge supporter Mike!
I previewed your site earlier and it is wonderfully done. All the best to you my friend.
Congratulations Mike
Wasn’t too surprised by your top 5 or that your last supervisor fired you.
Will you stay my friend?
Absolutely
Making me a very lucky man
Love this, very nice.
Well thank you.
Congratulations dear Mike, Thank you, love, nia
Yes, I so lucky.
Interesting facts about you my friend… #4 just cracked me up
nice!
All true, by the way.
Took a lotta guts to say that stuff!
Guts I got.
I never knew such a thing as a WTF award even existed, LOL!
Glad I made it up!
That picture is its own reward
Agreed.
Good answers, Mike…I wouldn’t expect anything less!
WTF? Seriously? Oh hell!
Not so seriously, except for the info about me
Sneaky.
I did such a good job on it that people think its real. THAT cracks me up!
Nice job Mike. Hey, can you activate the links to your nominees? They look interesting and I want to read their blogs! You have some funny and creative friends!
I made it all up. Every word, every blog (except the stuff about me) Did you know that?
Sorry. My sarcasm didn’t come through. Yes I got it and still love it!
Thank Goodness!!!!!!!
Very creative award! Well deserved!
This shit I love!
Lol
perfect!
Hmmmmm….. you sound alot like some of Jen’s relatives!
Can’t really respond to that as I know nothing of Jen, or her relatives.
Ha ha ha! You completely crack me up. I love this post! Watch this turn into a REAL award! Someone is sure to pick this up and pass it on. You watch!
And I SO love this comment, which is what I was looking for when I created the award. And I deserve this award now too!
Beautiful, Mike…absolutely.
That one has been building for some time. This kind of thing might become more regular as the freak in me wants out.
Thanks Scott.
I would encourage you to be gently profane, but that wouldn’t be as much fun.
Most welcome….
Well deserved, and some very cool and informative facts
Yeah, well, my 15 minutes are just about up. Thanks, eh.
Hahahahaaaaaa!!!
And wtf???
WTF indeed.
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Wow.
Couldn’t resist!
No worries. Unless they come to take me away.
WTF indeed. Your 15 minutes lasted a bit longer as I have been slow in getting to blog post emails. Your freak is very tongue-in-cheek
Tongue in cheek freak. Thanks for looking, EllaDee.
I love the photo that goes along with the award. WTF, indeed? Who was the idiot who thought harnessing two women to pull a cart would be an efficient mode of travel? They would never be able to agree on which way to turn! Thanks for the laugh. I think you should really pass it along to a few blogging friends and start a new blog award. Like there aren’t enough already!
Nice Paul! Funny and I am afraid true. Women and directions. You nailed it man.
No, there are enough awards floating around. I just had to have my twisted say. Thanks Paul. Appreciate you.
ABSOLUTELY Hilarious!!! I always thought… that you and I might be kindred spirits…Your #1 on the list along with your #2…have me now convinced…indeed, you are my brother from another errr…family? Launching “farty toads” into outer space….was a summer activity my brother and I thought… we had invented….(much to our parents…shock and horror…that they could have possibly raised such barbaric little offspring)…
I think the reality is that I knew before I wrote the WTFpost that some would get it, and many more would be horrified. And I don’t really give a shit. Obviously it was an attempt at sarcasm and a swipe at all the bullshit, self serving, sophomoric awards floating around. I have won at least 50. Doesn’t mean shit. by the way, everything I wrote, except for the made up blogs, is real.
I would be your brother, but only in a VERY dysfunctional family, if you get my drift.
And lovely comment…..thanks!
I am still laughing….Thank you for that!!
1: Thanks for visiting QH
2: Why did this post remind me of the old Petulia Clark song “Don’t Sleep In The Subway Darling”?
3: It should be a real award…To quote Tracy Nelson “Temptation took control of me and I fell”
I remember that song but had a look at the lyrics to get a sense of what you might actually be saying. Since I still don’t know, I can’t really reply.
But I appreciate the comment, I think.
Thanks for visiting my post. I love the WTF Award, what a great name and your photo is priceless! Really, what is going on??? Looking forward to following your blog.
Well thanks for that! WTF indeed. All those self serving nonsensical awards. I thought I would create that post and see how many people were appalled. And you know what? I don’t even give a shit, because it was written for people like you. Smooch.
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa…. How did I miss this post??? It’s brilliant!!!!!
You really have a great sense of humour Mike, great great post!!!!
And this response is really all I need to know about you Ela. When I posted it people ran as far from me as they could get and I didn’t really give a shit. But I do care that you liked it so much. Thanks!
Well Mike, whoever ran away because of this brilliant post was an idiot, so you did not lose a thing.


In fact I think it’s even worth to see who is really a friend and who not. I’ve done it once in my life and I was a bit surprized by the results. But the few that remained are pure gold!
Nothing to thank for dear Mike.
Can I come live with you?
Join me on my star every evening, Mike, everyone is welcome, I have plenty of room.